Yoshimi ruster opp

(Ok. Yoshimi har nylig landet på norsk jord og er lei, lei, lei av flyplasser, og av å bli stoppet og har gjort litt statisikk om hvor ofte det ser ut til å skje).

Your possessions will be searched
your water bottle emptied
medicines sealed off and
knitting needles confiscated

You will be scanned, filmed and photographed
put your arms to your side
put your arms above your head
x-rayed from three different angles

You will say
Yes, sir!
Understood, sir!
Anything you say, sir!

You will remove your shoes
remove your sweater
prove that the metal clasps in your bra are
simply just metal 
while they pat you down

You will stand still, be co-operative
anything else is unnatural, suspicious
and will be captured on CCTV

These are absolute necessities
for your own good, of course
and if you have nothing to hide
then what’s your problem?

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